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Looking at the mark on my neck...

Friend 1: Izzy what did you do to your neck?!?!
Me: Um....welll....
Friend 2: Oh come on what happened?!
Biology Teacher: I think the qusetion is WHO happened to your neck!
Thanks!!

heather-morriss:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

(Source: metallikato)

xredshoes:

When I don’t pay attention to my rat while I’m on the computer, he rips my posters / pictures off the wall… or at least tries to.

He also tries to take what ever I’m using out of my hands.. like my phone, whatever book I’m reading, and when it still worked, my tablet pen. He’ll also sit on my keyboard and if I’m typing he’ll take my mouse.
littlemonstersam:

$42.

$40.50
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude